Donde esta la biblioteca, Pedro?

Netflix should be delivering "Dodgeball" tomorrow. Some people didn't find it funny, but I'm not one of them.

On another note....I have to say this, but just because Scott Peterson's been sentenced to the death penalty it doesn't mean Jay Leno should use it as fodder for his monologue. What's funny about that? I'm not saying I feel sorry for him (Scott, not Jay), but we're talking about killing a man, and for whatever reason and whether or not he deserves it, and whether or not you're for or against the death penalty, you shouldn't use it as a warm up for your nighttime talk show. I just find the jokes very unappealing. But I guess Jay Leno needs all the help he can get, seeing as how he's now funny at all. I watched the show last night for the first time since I don't know when and he had none other than the newly ubiquitous L. Lohan as his guest. It was possibly one of the most uncomfortable interviews I've ever had to watch, simply b/c all of Jay's "jokes" fell flat on Lindsay and she responded to his questions like a angsty teen making small talk w/ her annoying parents. We get it, you don't like the "rumors"....but let me give you some advice- don't bite the hand that feeds you.

Too little, too late. According to CNN, Blockbuster will stop charging late fees as of Jan 1st. Does that mean I can return that copy of "Anything Else" that I've had for over a year (and never even watched) and not risk any repercussions? Or what about that copy of "Breathless" from 4 years ago I rented for a college class and am now wanted for in Texas? You know what, it doesn't matter. I don't need you anymore Blockbuster. I've moved on to Netflix. So please stop calling me.

I can't effing wait for "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." You can check out the trailer here.

I really must try this. As a person constantly plagued by anxiety over everything from what I want to eat for lunch to what I want to do with the rest of my life, maybe a hypnotherapist is the answer. F*ck therapy. I mean, I could quit anxiety addiction in one session! Count me in. (In reality, this will never happen, b/c I am poor and never do what I say I'm going to do).

Cat fight 2004: Elton John vs. George Micheal. Bam! B*tch went down. Bam! George Micheal, super b*tch. And that's all I have to say.

What is this...I have work to do? I'm confused. I'm supposed to be bored.
R.